Listen sweetie, I’m not like those other guys. I know I beat the shit out of you that one time, but I’m a changed man. Please don’t leave me. I promise I’ll never do it again. And I promise to stop going down to the pub and beating the shit out of perfect strangers. I know, I’ll admit that I’ve embarrassed you in the past, but we can really make it work this time. Please. Baby, I NEED you.
Why do you have to always bring up the past? I’ve changed. And just because you say it’s not working out for you now doesn’t mean we can’t MAKE it work. I’ll prove to you I can change. Please baby please! I’m nothing without you.
Don’t you dare leave me bitch! I mean, what the hell are you going to do without me? It’s a tough world out there, you don’t even know what it’s like. If you leave, you’ll just come back begging for me when you realize you can’t make it on your own.
And think about what this would do to the family. You really want to shame them like this? You’ve always been an embarrassment, but I’ve loved you anyway. Listen, no one else is going to love you. You’re so selfish, why do you want to do this to our family?
I mean, what would the neighbors think?